The Canonical List of Band Jokes

In case you missed the memo, I would be the creator of the site. Muwahaha, feel my wrath. :P Thanks for visiting and come back soon, and after your fifth visit, your next one is free.

I can play several instruments with varying degrees of skill and my goal is to one day master the whole woodwind section... or most of it, anyway. My main instrument is the clarinet, which I play in my school's marching band and Wind Ensemble. I've made my area's All County band two years in a row, and continue to try to make All State, which I have yet to succeed in doing. Besides the clarinet, I'm self-taught on piano (and it seems I'm not much of a piano teacher), I can play a bit of tenor sax, and I play in my church's handbell choir in my spare time. I also occasionally get around to updating the site. Which is what I'm here for in the first place, I guess. ;)