The Canonical List of Band Jokes
A Nerdy Paradise of Band Humor
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**cl@rinetist;) Member Male 15 years old |
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Hello! I play clari in my school's marching and concert bands. and i actually think im pretty awesome. |
jk jk but yah. i am a huge band nerd & i play 3 instruments, but clarinet is waaayyy better than anything. 
lol. 1st marching rehearsal of the season is May 14th!!! i cant FRIKKIN WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
A. Big Snail Member Female |
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Evil clarinet player. MY CLARINET'S NAME IS BOB!!! (hahaha) yeah I'm celebrating his birthday on september 15th.
I play in the school's Symphonic Band, and I have no idea if it's gonna be good or not this year with the former directior retiring. Our school usually always wins the Busch Gardens thing, but I'm not so sure this year, with half the band being sevies and the assistant director now being the main director. (what can he do besides grade practice records?) Oh well.
I compose a little, mainly small duets and trios, but I've recently finished writing my first caprice (for clarinet, of course.) My friend Kimia is better, having written a couple impromptu solos (she improvised and then wrote them down) and she is now working on a wind and strings ensemble piece.
I changed my name and account picture because the composing and pen name I usually use in music/fiction is A. Big Snail |
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Bagaroot Member Male 16 years old |
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I play trombone, and yes I AM an intelligent person. Band no longer is my life. It is my life, has my soul, and continually leaves me exhausted. Somehow I can feel fine at the end of a rehersal, but feel awful 2 minutes after it's over. |
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Bud Member Male |
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Damian Member Male |
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I'm mainly a sousaphone. But, i can also play baritone, trombone, and clarinet. |
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Danee Member Female |
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i am 17, a senior in high school, and i play trumpet|
JeSsIbBy Member Female |
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Hi, my name is Jessica. but my friends call me Jessi. Well I am in the Jeff Davis High School Marching Band, I do colorguard. I also play the flute during Concert Season. Well if you have any questions feel free to ask. |
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Jerrdan Member Male |
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I am Jerrdan, I happen to be a drummer and I love band jokes. soooo yeah...and stuff... |
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Kaila Member Female |
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Hey, I'm Kaila and I play the flute. That's about it... |
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Kristen The Horn Member Female |
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Im Kristen. I play the french horn in my school's symphonic band. Not to toot my own horn or anything but i believe that im pretty amazing Im a huge band nerd & I love being stupid with my band's friends. |
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Kt Member Female |
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I am in 3 bands at my school. My main instrument is the tuba, which i play in concert and marching band. I also play the trombone in jazz band. I am teaching myself how to play the piano and gutair, I can play a little bit of flute as well as drums. |
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Leeeluuuh!!! Member Female |
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I play bassoon and sax. I'm first chair...umm I have no idea what to put here. lol |
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LoWbRaSs Member Male 19 years old |
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I currently play tuba and sousaphone in marching band, but played euphonium/baritone for three years before that. |
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MarchingFlute Member Female |
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I'm a flute player. I eat, sleep, breathe, drink marching band. I do in fact have a rather large and complex band family. I've been playing for eight years (since I was six). |
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Nathan Member Male |
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Rocky Site Owner Female |
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In case you missed the memo, I would be the creator of the site. Muwahaha, feel my wrath. :P Thanks for visiting and come back soon, and after your fifth visit, your next one is free. I can play several instruments with varying degrees of skill and my goal is to one day master the whole woodwind section... or most of it, anyway. My main instrument is the clarinet, which I play in my school's marching band and Wind Ensemble. I've made my area's All County band two years in a row, and continue to try to make All State, which I have yet to succeed in doing. Besides the clarinet, I'm self-taught on piano (and it seems I'm not much of a piano teacher), I can play a bit of tenor sax, and I play in my church's handbell choir in my spare time. I also occasionally get around to updating the site. Which is what I'm here for in the first place, I guess. ;) |
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Sam Meblin Member Male |
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Tenor_Saxy2010 Member Female 17 years old |
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Uhm...yeah... i play tenor sax, the coolest instrument in the whole band |
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TrebleTrumpet Member Male |
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