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NOYB
12:49 PM on November 26, 2009
yeyeah! i love the "ways to annoy your drum major!" haha roflol no offense _______, (cant say who my drum major is)we love you! btw someone (cant say who) was going to try some of that on u! so if u happen to b reading this.......be prepared! ROFLOL JK.....i think
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B Dizzle
12:21 AM on November 25, 2009
How to tell when to play the lottery: When your band director is in a good mood. You're more likely to win the lottery than to see this happen
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Cheryl
10:04 PM on November 14, 2009
Potato: 1) What to put in the drum major's locker when no one is looking.
2) The running bit of all of your band jokes.
2) The running bit of all of your band jokes.
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chrishalo
09:59 PM on November 02, 2009
Q: what has 32 feet and an I.Q. of 83?
A: colorguard
I saw that one on a poster at one of my marching competitions
here's another one that my friend told me:
If all of the members of colorguard took an I.Q. test, their scores were added together, and then multiplied by itself, it would decrease. (if you don't get it, think decimals.) (VERY SMALL decimals.)
A: colorguard
I saw that one on a poster at one of my marching competitions
here's another one that my friend told me:
If all of the members of colorguard took an I.Q. test, their scores were added together, and then multiplied by itself, it would decrease. (if you don't get it, think decimals.) (VERY SMALL decimals.)
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Louisiana Tuba Player
02:39 PM on October 26, 2009
Q.Whats the diffrence between 43 piccolo's playing at the same time and a tuba playing.
A. You can hear the tuba.
A. You can hear the tuba.
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Louisana Tuba Player
02:37 PM on October 26, 2009
Q. How many tuba player's does it take to pickup chinese food.
A. One, but he won't bring it home until he's positive there's no spit in it.
A. One, but he won't bring it home until he's positive there's no spit in it.
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Louisiana Tuba Player
02:33 PM on October 26, 2009
Q. whats the diffrence between a tuba and an elephant.
A. One's big loud and obnoxious, and the other's an elephant.
A. One's big loud and obnoxious, and the other's an elephant.
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Leah Blackwell
02:43 PM on October 23, 2009
Wow! I love this site it's funny. I'm bi-sectional also! Bassoon and sax. I should totally put the 10 Commandments in my band hall too.
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