The Canonical List of Band Jokes

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Now, how did you come across this site, anyway? You were probably searching for "band jokes" (or something similar, perhaps more specific) on webs, a search engine, another website, or under your bed. Why?... Need to knock the egos of a rival section down a few pegs? Ticked at your director and fresh out of insults? Taking a rare break from practicing to look up more band-related stuff on the internet? Whatever your reason, we hope you feel right at home here. Please browse to your heart's content and know that you are welcome to use any of the material on this site for your own evil purposes (so long as you don't hold me responsible for the consequences...).

Just bear in mind one important thing... without band stereotypes, this website would not be here. I and the other members of this site would simply be lonely band nerds with nothing to do but practice and polish our horns and whittle our own reeds. Some instruments may be a bit "over-bashed", while others are under-featured. Do not be offended if yours is in either of those groups. It simply depends on what I can find and often the size of a typical section. For example, there are more trumpet jokes than tuba jokes. This is not to suggest that tubas are more "normal" than trumpets, there are just more trumpets to make fun of. Tuba players are strange enough that one of them can be as annoying as two or three trumpet players. Get the idea?

If you have any feedback (positive comments and constructive criticism are both welcome... just don't be too mean, I'm a clarinet player and I have ways of hurting people) or know a good joke (or two... or three...) that hasn't made it here yet, feel free to email me. With that, be off! Enjoy the site, please come again, and if we don't deliver your humor in thirty minutes or less, your order is free. :)